| 10 Top Reasons to Study Russian |
| 10. It's so easy (and everyone else thinks it's tough)! |
| 9. 9 out of 10 Russians prefer it to any other language |
| 8. They understand you in Brighton Beach! |
| 7. It's OK to write "R" backwards ( |
| 6. It looks good on your resume |
| 5. It goes so well with vodka |
| 4. The Maslennica Parties! |
| 3. It improves your breath |
| 2. US companies need it |
| 1. It raises your IQ |
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